the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
(Source: vvumblr)
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
can you not talk about me while speaking in a different language while in standing in the same room.
thanks.
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
(Source: whiscash)
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
(Source: ytoob)
